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"If you're having a stressed out day remember the sloth. They don't do shit and they haven't gone extinct"


Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

(via xkleyva)

Concept art for Tangled (by Craig Mullins)

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

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One great thing about my dad is this: He never threatened anyone I ever dated. He always told them the same thing, “If you hurt her, the one to fear is my daughter. Nothing I can do will be half as fucking scary as what she’ll come up with.” He taught them to fear me, not him. That I was the boss of myself, not him, not them. I treasure that.

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My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

John Waters (via ehosk)

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I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via whorion)